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Cruel Summer by James Dawson- Review

Author: James Dawson

Publisher: Indigo


Publishing Date: August 1st 2013


Blurb Description: A year after Janey’s suicide, her friends reunite at a remote Spanish villa, desperate to put the past behind them. However, an unwelcome guest arrives claiming to have evidence that Jane was murdered. When she is found floating in the pool, it becomes clear one of them is a killer. Only one thing is for certain, surviving this holiday is going to be murder…


A compelling and psychological thriller - with a dash of romance.



My Review:



If you were to see them heading to the immaculate, pristine, exclusively blue and white villa, the first thought to cross your head would be that they were movie stars, or models, but perfect either way.

Then again, the way I see it, perfection is just an illusion, a disguise to keep strangers from looking into the horror inside. For no one’s perfect- Not really anyway.

 If you were to see them heading to the villa, you would never guess that this group of beautiful, regal teenagers was broken; separated in ways that hold them apart and yet will force them to remain bound together for all of eternity. Irrevocably damaged, just under the surface, but covered up, so that nobody will ever guess. The tragedy that changed their lives an entire year ago, the one that marked them forever, is back to haunt them once again…

And now, all The Good Girl, The Ex- Bad Girl, The Nerd, The Jock, The Drama- Guy, The New Girl and one unexpected,  unwelcome guest can do is try to piece together what happened that one fateful night, from when all their lives have been on a downward spiral. That one fateful, horrific night when a member of their close knit took the leap into oblivion. Or did she?

With evidence that the girl who was declared to have committed suicide, really didn’t, and a blackmailer claiming to have dirt on pretty much everyone in the secluded palace, life seems just as bleak compared to a year ago, when all they could do was wait, painfully- not smile, not laugh, not live- to find out what happened to their friend. But this killer is ruthless, will stop at nothing, and the worst part, he/ she is in the very same house.

He’d assumed Janey’s death was the finale. Turned out, it was only the beginning…” 

As their relationships teeter on the edge, trying to cover up something they should've never done in the first place, the most unexpected of people get thrown together. The LGBT aspect of the book was so different from others I've read, and was a vital, beautiful, heart wrenching part of the tale, although only highlighted when we near the end.
Ryan's method of treating everything like it was a TV show, was a uniquely brilliant way to get the reader further into the book, without missing out on anything!
With secrets that have the potential to shock, and original, charismatic characters that seem to be too good to be true, Cruel Summer is indeed, to quote the blurb, the PERFECT summer read!
Dawson's ability to hold on to a murder and make you wonder, sitting at the edge, who did it, and keep up the humour, drama and romance at the same time is simply, uncannily brilliant!
There were SO many times I just HAD to put the book down to take a breather, so that I could process what had just happened – there were just about a million twists that you will Never. See. Coming.

My Verdict: 
Need I say, READ IT!! 5 golden stars!



The Lady Astronomer by Katy O'Dowd- GIVEAWAY, INTERVIEW & REVIEW

Author: Katy O'Dowd
Publisher: Untold Press
Publishing Date: September 26th 2012
Blurb Description: Lucretia's quiet life as an astronomer and hat-maker is quickly turned on its head by her brother. He is commanded by the king to build the grandest telescope in the land. Unfortunately for Lucretia, she is introduced to his majesty as her brother's assistant. Her nights spent on rooftops gazing at the stars are replaced by adventure and danger. In a race to build the Forty-foot telescope on time for the king, her misfortunes take their toll. When Lucretia finds herself held hostage at the Clockwork Court, the innocent country girl doesn't know who to trust. The lady astronomer finds court life to be more dangerous than she could have ever imagined. Even if her brothers manage to build the telescope on time, she might not live to earn her freedom.

With the help of her brothers, Freddie and Al, and her constant companions Leibniz the Lemur and Orion the Eagle Owl, Lucretia embarks on a journey that could change her life forever. Can she find the strength inside to balance her new life and overcome the obstacles threatening her destiny? Only the stars will tell.

**GIVEAWAY**

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**INTERVIEW**

**This is a character interview with the extremely erratic King that you will grow to love in The Lady Astronomer** 
Warning: Read in a funny voice, with an edge madness!

1. A forty foot (telescope) would indeed be a marvel to witness the world above us with... Any other reasons as to why you would like to build one, Your Majesty?
That's obvious my dear child, what what? To build a forty foot would be to proclaim one's greatness not only on the earth but extending to the stars so that they too might bow down. It would also make a rather marvellous setting for a picnic or somesuch, to which one could bring one's favoured subjects to see the might of their Majesty, don't you know.

2. Two brothers, a sister with a fake eye, an owl/ eagle and a lemur- your thoughts on this rather strange family:
Nincompoops! However, well placed to build one's telescope.

3. What would be your royal opinion on feminism? And books?
Feminism? What's that? Some newfangled concept? *royal letter writer explains the concept* *King blusters* Well, Mrs. King would have something to say about that one is sure, but as the Monarch one's aim is to treat one's royal subjects the same be they man or woman. Books? Yes, one is thinking of writing a book, about, perhaps, a forty foot telescope which soars to the skies above.

4. Your Majesty, do tell us a hilarious tale from your childhood:
Hilarity? I think not. One is not to be made fun of young lady.

5. Your most unique of Royal Servants: 

One is taken to understand that there is a monkey who knits. Frightfully handy, don't you know, to knit some socks for the regal tootsies - the castle does get devilish cold during the winter time.

**MY REVIEW**


This book is a BRILLIANT, one of a kind read for all feminists!

So, The Lady Astronomer. I got a copy from the author a while ago but for some reason, didn’t pick it up until fairly recently. And right now, I’m smacking myself on the head wondering why I didn’t!
This book is unusual, to say the least. Whatever I expected from it, it certainly wasn’t what I got! Read the synopsis, I’m sure you understand what I’m talking about.

Set in Europe in what is possibly the 1800’s, inspired by real people, The Lady Astronomer is a fun book- with so many quips, quirks and random instances, that you will find a smile playing at your lips all through the two hundred or so pages! J    

Lucretia is the sister. The responsible, kind, hardworking, erratic one! She has a monoscope for an eye that was hurt years ago, a pet owl/ eagle and a lemur (who, by the way, are HILARIOUS- O’Dowd portrays them as humans, and their mood swings are a stroke of genius.) Her brothers get even stranger. Freddie is the childish one, who puts everybody in the king’s line of sight. Al, the other brother is a genius inventor, with a whole clockwork orchestra!          

The synopsis pretty much gives you a basic outline of what happens- so no more- let me tell you though:

The silly sibling banter, the animals, the strange half names, a very erratic king and a bit of court backstabbing- The Lady Astronomer is a perfectly written book, in the most unusual of ways!

My Verdict:

What are you waiting for? READ IT!